Teens have angst, deal with it rather poorly. Parents are absent/otherwise unhelpful.
Evil scientists try to capture their small escaped test subject before they become less intelligent.
Identical twins aren't identical twins, but rather an experiment for a bigger picture.
Guy accidentally catfishes a rapey rodent
Former high school mean girls learn actions have consequences.
Everything was going pretty smoothly until man arrived.
A man steals an egg and then helps the theft victim with their interpersonal relationships.
A real storm and an imaginary killer
How much does this guy weigh?
Friends wake up hungover with no memory of the night before, discover surprise tattoos, antagonize a Chinese speaker, and are missing something, only to find it exactly where they left it after a whole day of looking.
New kid shakes up school. Unlikely friendships formed along the way
A team of people with varying skills and experience steal several expensive items.
The new guy of an intense undercover mission nearly jeopardizes the entire thing because he refuses to understand what the hell is going on
Basically fuck all happens until our protagonists both die in a very unpleasant manner.
A couple of couples eat together. One couple later couples and sets a date for public coupling. The other couple couples then decouples. In the end they couple again.
A man learns his self-worth and quits his job.
A newcomer to group ruins their longtime friendship.
A poor college student discovers he doesn't have what it takes to mix with the upper class.
Some women get in trouble for taking garbage from their work.
A group of men piss off the only woman in their lives.
Son gets adopted. Becomes champion.
It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There I just saved you two long boobless hours.
A woman has a bad day at work.
A father seeks revenge on the careless driver that killed his daughter.
It is, perhaps, the most inaccurate movie title ever.
