At the office, I won the "Most Likely to Scream Sexual Harassment award."
Me and my school pals had a reunion at an orgy.
Is it possible for a man to fill up a bath tub with is own sperm during his life time?
I've been trying to give up the sexual innuendos
Just watched the film Unfinished business with Vince Vaughn.
Were people floating in the air before Newton invented gravity?
Will the tariffs make it more expensive to have a Canadian girlfriend?
Why can't you have 12 jobs?
Why was the cannibal upset after open mike.
I hear Elon Musk and Tesla are planning to make a hydrogen powered car in the next 5 years
What are all the ways you can get pregnant?
I'm so emotional to be be reunited with my wife after losing her on holiday I can't stop crying.
How tight is a ducks arse really ?
After accidentally stepping into freshly laid concrete, a builder rushed up to me, shouting and yelling and threatened to punch me.
After years of being an INCEL I'm making a massive life change.
You can satisfy any woman with three and a half inches.
My girl bought custom lingerie to resemble a ps5 controller
My wife asked me to make love to her like in the movies.
I started using protection, but my girlfriend still got pregnant
A Chinese couple only make left hand turns when driving.
People are usually shocked when they find out
When we colonize mars, how will we breathe on the planet?
Many women say that men only think with their penises
When is a vagina not a vagina?
Why is the ocean salty? Shouldn’t it have all settled by now?
