My dad played piano for me on the phone
I am not getting any dreams.
Fuck it close enough
Weird row of (moving) lights over Ripley, ME tonight.
Flavacol doesn’t taste like the stuff at the movies.
I just adopted an ex-racehorse. He’s got a new home but he needs a new name. Any suggestions? [OC]
Water current for Ranchu and lionhead too strong?
Went to one of the metal recycling places around me today and discovered this...
hey yall
Stab your tickets please.
Bacon wrapped dog, watermelon radish/carrot relish (marinated in a nom choc vin), basil/mint buttermilk slaw, sriracha mayo, peanuts and cilantro. The fart relish and greasy boat make it.
How Olive Garden makes lasagna
Nicoise salad.
Just pulling the egg cartons out of a delivery and one escaped..
Flavortown has arrived
Don't knock it till you try it🙄
Some of these are so realistic they are blowing my mind!
These cakes
Got an early Xmas prezzy from the GF. Who doesn’t like a nice hoodie and graphic?
Thanks the garlic aioli guys
I added a recipe to the menu at my restaurant!
What's the nicest way to tell someone to F off?
Only a 50/50 chance of cutting my wrists? Sure thing
Made a small watercolor painting before going to sleep
