Most embarrassing VPR confessions time

So what is everybody’s most embarrassing opinion/confession/etc about VPR?

I’m asking this because last night I had a sex dream about Raquel which is humiliating lmao. Even worse? It was actually really good.

Anyways, maybe we can turn my shame into our entertainment. Anybody else have bizarre VPR confessions that you’ve kept a secret? Was Scheana Shay a top 5 on your spotify wrapped? Slide into any cast members DMs? Any hair dye snafus a la Katie in Season 2? We’re all imperfect. So let’s hear about it!

*ETA: this isn’t to make light of anything during the JK arrest, as I know most of the posts here are re: that. But knowing how pervasive partner violence and abuse is in relationships, there’s a non zero chance many people here (myself included) have experienced it to some degree themselves. Just want to start a thread that could make people harmlessly laugh in good fun at themselves/each other.