What’s the best lie you’ve told your toddler?

I’ll go first. I got so sick of Blippi that I told mine that Blippi is in Russia and that there’s an embargo on his videos. Honestly I had to look up embargo bc cue the whys. I then downloaded YouTube kids and he only has a handful of approved channels, which do not include Blippi.

About once a week or so he asks me, Mom is Blippi still in Russia?

We’ve also had fun discussions about international politics from this - Russia is another country and they don’t share like we do, etc.