Reasons why men and women fall for Paulie Gualtieri, and not you.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri
A heavyweight champion; winner of the notorious chin-ups cup three weeks in a row.
Offered 4 years of his life to the United States Army Signal Corps before being discharged. Whatever happened there.
Beautifully defined muscles; asked to model for the boxing poster by a half-a-fag
Emotionally sensitive, he cares about his step-mudda.
Unmarried; I hear wedding bells are in the ayer!
Beat Cancer
Beat Jason Barone
Beat Teittleman's Son-In-Law
Beat the Russian. Almost. But a certain nephew sometimes don't think before he acts. That's all I'm gonna say.
Advocate of Korean History, specifically during their Attack on Pearl Harbor
Business-savvy; Honoree for Excellence in Recycling (2006).
Estimated salary : Oh! What are you? His accountant?
Extremely generous; see his donations to his parish, Tony Soprano, and the old man before him.
Great interpersonal skills, and always trying to bring good relations between the families, shown by his close relationship with Carmine Lupertazzi, Boss of the New York Thing.

He's alive. A survivor. A man who's survived heartbreak after heartbreak. Betrayal after betrayal.
So what do you hear? What do you say?

He's a knockout. A ten.
And look at you. You're average, at best.