So last night I extensively read all of Lorne’s chat log…
There are multiple times when I simply LOL’d at Lorne and his lack of rizz, bruh!
He repeatedly asks Kayla is she wants to see his “penis” - he always calls it his penis (or Mr. Penis). As if he’s a medical doctor. He often asks Kayla if she wants him to put the webcam down there for minutes at a time so that she can just stare at Mr. Penis. Dude, even if this was a woman of legal age, the penis is not typically a beautiful sight. People don’t want to just stare at your dong at 2 o’clock in the afternoon.
He gets bitterly jealous of Kayla’s ex-boyfriend Derek - a 14 year old LOL!
He explains to this 14 year old - born in 1994 - who Air Supply is, because he sang one of their hits at the karaoke bar. Oh and by the way, he sang two songs one afternoon and the DJ skipped over him for his third song so he left early. I can’t imagine why the up-and-coming Lorne was skipped??
In the last few days leading up to Oct 18, he wants a 14-year old to set her alarm so she can wake him for his construction job interview. He repeatedly gets irritated with Kayla when she questions him on the justification for this by yelling that that job is the key to their upcoming weekend together. He then proceeds to go to a Nashville karaoke bar with his friends and gets drunk enough to have a hangover on the big day. Good first impression, Lorne.
Lorne has a dog named Bud. After the first couple weeks, he begins referring to Kayla as Bud’s “Mommy.” He says phrases such as, “Look at what your dog is doing now..” He’s going to give Kayla a whopping five minutes to play with Bud before clothes are coming off. His words.
Lorne takes a lot of coffee breaks. A lot! And he enjoys walking to the coffee pot naked so that Kayla can catch that ass. He says that can drink a lot of coffee because it’s so weak. Which holds up from his YouTube tutorial where he teaches how to make weak coffee.
He says he’s going to take her to the store to pick out a bracelet so that it will be one she likes….but it’s going to have to be the fine jewelry at Walmart, for now.
There were small glimpses when I could hear Perverted Justice in the chat log, like when Lorne would ask, “You want the cam on my penis or face my precious princess?” He would get so disappointed after Kayla said she wanted to see his face, and I could hear Perverted Justice thinking, “Pleeeaase not that limp-dick again for another three minutes.”
RIP Bud. He was the goodest boy. Sorry you got dealt a shitty hand and had to get caved up in a trotted-down, bed-less Nashville apartment with obnoxious neighbors and a pervert who walked around naked most hours of the day.
There are multiple times when I simply LOL’d at Lorne and his lack of rizz, bruh!
He repeatedly asks Kayla is she wants to see his “penis” - he always calls it his penis (or Mr. Penis). As if he’s a medical doctor. He often asks Kayla if she wants him to put the webcam down there for minutes at a time so that she can just stare at Mr. Penis. Dude, even if this was a woman of legal age, the penis is not typically a beautiful sight. People don’t want to just stare at your dong at 2 o’clock in the afternoon.
He gets bitterly jealous of Kayla’s ex-boyfriend Derek - a 14 year old LOL!
He explains to this 14 year old - born in 1994 - who Air Supply is, because he sang one of their hits at the karaoke bar. Oh and by the way, he sang two songs one afternoon and the DJ skipped over him for his third song so he left early. I can’t imagine why the up-and-coming Lorne was skipped??
In the last few days leading up to Oct 18, he wants a 14-year old to set her alarm so she can wake him for his construction job interview. He repeatedly gets irritated with Kayla when she questions him on the justification for this by yelling that that job is the key to their upcoming weekend together. He then proceeds to go to a Nashville karaoke bar with his friends and gets drunk enough to have a hangover on the big day. Good first impression, Lorne.
Lorne has a dog named Bud. After the first couple weeks, he begins referring to Kayla as Bud’s “Mommy.” He says phrases such as, “Look at what your dog is doing now..” He’s going to give Kayla a whopping five minutes to play with Bud before clothes are coming off. His words.
Lorne takes a lot of coffee breaks. A lot! And he enjoys walking to the coffee pot naked so that Kayla can catch that ass. He says that can drink a lot of coffee because it’s so weak. Which holds up from his YouTube tutorial where he teaches how to make weak coffee.
He says he’s going to take her to the store to pick out a bracelet so that it will be one she likes….but it’s going to have to be the fine jewelry at Walmart, for now.
There were small glimpses when I could hear Perverted Justice in the chat log, like when Lorne would ask, “You want the cam on my penis or face my precious princess?” He would get so disappointed after Kayla said she wanted to see his face, and I could hear Perverted Justice thinking, “Pleeeaase not that limp-dick again for another three minutes.”
RIP Bud. He was the goodest boy. Sorry you got dealt a shitty hand and had to get caved up in a trotted-down, bed-less Nashville apartment with obnoxious neighbors and a pervert who walked around naked most hours of the day.