Hey everyone. I'm one of the numerous fans desperate to pretend that Sandra Diaz-Twine is Actually Not Legendary. Please, ask me anything.

I say "fans" because if I was a "s*perfan" I'd be casted on the new era, and I don't have a SOB STORY or INTERESTING PERSONALITY or FUNCTIONAL BRAINSTEM. I look good in a bikini, but even better in a Q-skirt.