How many showers a day are you currently on?

I'm doing 72-75 a day now, my skin is a bit raw and I have boils but I'm noticing some glances from women. u/SnuggleCunt64 wasn't lying about how important hygiene is! But my room-mate who's 6'3 and hasn't showered in like a week brought a girl home last night so I'm getting pretty mixed signals here...