1972, Apollo 16 astronaut Charles Duke left this family photo behind on the moon
54 years later a spacecraft lands and its commander steps out. He notices the picture, asks himself if we’re friendly or not, and goes on a rampage to find and kill our supposed leaders that we dearly left a picture behind as tribute. They then go to the database of imagery we’ve been broadcasting across the universe and target our best warriors and killers: Statham, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris…
But just as their invasion plans are finalized, their leader stumbles upon a clip of Donald Trump giving a speech. Confused yet mesmerized, they try to decipher if he’s a genius strategist, an unstable warlord, or just malfunctioning. After hours of debate, they conclude:
“This… this is their true weapon. A mind so unpredictable, even their own people fear it.”
Terrified, they abandon the mission and leave a note behind:
“Earthlings, we surrender. Please do not unleash the orange one.”
54 years later a spacecraft lands and its commander steps out. He notices the picture, asks himself if we’re friendly or not, and goes on a rampage to find and kill our supposed leaders that we dearly left a picture behind as tribute. They then go to the database of imagery we’ve been broadcasting across the universe and target our best warriors and killers: Statham, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Keanu Reeves, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris…
But just as their invasion plans are finalized, their leader stumbles upon a clip of Donald Trump giving a speech. Confused yet mesmerized, they try to decipher if he’s a genius strategist, an unstable warlord, or just malfunctioning. After hours of debate, they conclude:
“This… this is their true weapon. A mind so unpredictable, even their own people fear it.”
Terrified, they abandon the mission and leave a note behind:
“Earthlings, we surrender. Please do not unleash the orange one.”