rachel’s hens are prophets

eggs with double yolks are not that uncommon in farm fresh eggs, especially with young hens. it’s a fun and cool surprise when you find one, but leave it to rachel to behold it as some sacred spiritual message. she takes every opportunity, no matter how mundane, to sell herself as some sort of shaman to her followers. and there are still many of them who buy her bullshit hook line and sinker. i’ve always found her weird copycat wannabe-influencer disciples so disturbing, even when i enjoyed her content.

also enough with the egg obsession! from the contradictory lies about lea’s divine egg messages, to forcing finn to feign awe for the camera while doing his farm labor, to constant unremarkable photos of “perfect” eggs she’s cooked, it’s so weird and unhinged. an egg is just an egg! and your double yolker is just a deformity due to your hens still maturing. you’re not special rachel!!

eggs with double yolks are not that uncommon in farm fresh eggs, especially with young hens. it’s a fun and cool surprise when you find one, but leave it to rachel to behold it as some sacred spiritual message. she takes every opportunity, no matter how mundane, to sell herself as some sort of shaman to her followers. and there are still many of them who buy her bullshit hook line and sinker. i’ve always found her weird copycat wannabe-influencer disciples so disturbing, even when i enjoyed her content.

also enough with the egg obsession! from the contradictory lies about lea’s divine egg messages, to forcing finn to feign awe for the camera while doing his farm labor, to constant unremarkable photos of “perfect” eggs she’s cooked, it’s so weird and unhinged. an egg is just an egg! and your double yolker is just a deformity due to your hens still maturing. you’re not special rachel!!