New Indian director

Guess what, guys? We've got a new Indian director at our company, and she's ready to shake things up in a way that would make Mother India proud! She's been here for like, two months, and already she's been favoring her fellow Indian employees like there's no tomorrow.

I mean, it's not like we non-Indians have a problem with Indian people or anything. We're just concerned about the new direction our company is taking. It's like we're being pushed out of our own fucking company by a horde of Desi employees.

Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are Indian. But this new director is planning to build a new team around us of Indians and force the existing non-Indians out. I mean, WTF?

I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it feels like we're being pushed out of our own fucking company by a horde of Desi employees.