Baby problems no one prepared me for

Having a really painful wedgie and not being able to fix it because both hands are occupied feeding baby

Also my senior dog asking me really politely for help getting on the couch, and me not being able to assist because as before, both hands are feeding baby. Then the pup waits for a while, decides I'm not helping, decides to try to jump up by himself and instead falls backwards onto the floor 😭😭😭

Yes both of these things just happened, what are your I didn't prepare for this with a baby moments