How "Carry On" could have ended in 5 minutes

Receives random text: "Put the earbud in, Ethan." "Yeah, no. This is sketchy. I’ll report it to my boss, have the cops detain the woman who gave me the earbud, and we’ll investigate what’s going on instead of blindly following orders from a random text."

Movie ends. Roll credits.

Quite amazing how easily people are entertained.