"Gooner" alters

I love mtg alters, it still surprises me, how often I see just a random picture of a woman with barely any clothing on a card that's completely unrelated. Don't get me wrong, the art is usually technically well made I was just wondering if anybody is actually playing with those kind of alters.

Dear artists, question for you: How often does somebody commission you to draw this kind of "gooner alter"?