[Conspiracy] Bannerlord is in Area 51

Bannerlord isn't being developed. It HAS been developed. It was finished a long time ago. The reason why it wasn't released to the public is because the game was so good that the government had to take it for further testing. They are using the game and the tactics used within the game as psychological warfare on their enemies...

Check this out, Bannerlord was announced in 2012. Through the dark and deep web our analysts have uncovered that the game was COMPLETED in April 2016. The announcement was supposed to come in June. However, the government seized the game, kidnapped the devs and has been running tests on them for 3 years. You may be asking yourself, what value could a medieval butter simulator bring to the government? How could they use this game in war?

Well, my butter lovers, around 2015 there were riots all throughout the middle east due to a butter shortage. The government thinking this was strange looked into it. It seems that in the middle east, they love butter so much they BATHE in it every day. Much like Swadia, When the butter is plenty all is right in the world. However when the butter reserves are empty, the riots cannot be stopped. The middle eastern governments banded together in early 2016 and supplied "I can't believe it's not butter" throughout their regions. This settled the people down. When the news leaked that this wasn't real butter the people of the middle east seemed to not care so much.... This is where the government comes in with Bannerlord, they are studying & using Bannerlord as propaganda, to start up the butter riots once more. So they can get the upper hand in warfare.

IT IS TIME TO WAKE UP SHEEPLE. THE BUTTERLORD IS ALIVE. WE MUST STORM AREA 51 IN ORDER TO RETRIEVE IT AND SAVE THE DEVS.