I need help

So basically, I was peeing in our bathroom after a 24 hour straight moongooning session. When suddenly, I stepped on a spider crawling on the bathroom floor. I thought it was dead when it starts speaking in Chinese. Then I ran outside the bathroom to close the door, trapping it inside the room. The crawling never stops on the door. What should I do for the 8 legged Chinese man to forgive me? What do you think are the consequences of what I did? He's been there for like 5 hours now. I never got a chance to sleep because the tapping on the door is like that torture device where they drop cold water on your forehead. I imagined that the tapping sound was the water droplets. Please help...