When did you stop giving a fuck?

I'm 35 and this was the year that I officially ran out of fucks.

Yes- I will wear sunglasses indoors when I'm not at home. No exceptions. I know it looks goofy but your fluorescent lights affect me the way garlic affects vampires.

Yes- I will change seats in a restaurant if someone uses vinegar- the smell is too much. Ditto for smokers

Yes- I will refuse your party invitations and stay home.