$500,000 a week, but everyone thinks you hate them.
You are offered $500,000 every week, but you must make anyone who you talk to believe that you hate them. This includes any intentional communication (writing, email, sign language, etc.)You can fully ignore people and not respond to them, but if you do talk to someone you must make them believe that you hate them. If you talk to anyone then you have 2 weeks to make them fully believe you hate them. If 2 weeks pass and someone you talked to doesn't believe you hate them then the income stops. (If they somehow die before they think you hate them then it doesn't count and the 500k keeps coming in.)
If you haven't talked to someone in over 2 weeks, then it doesn't matter what they think anymore. If you talk to them again, you have to make them think you hate them again.
If you explain the 500k a week deal to anyone, the income will stop.
The money is after taxes and the government is given some reason explanation for it so you don't have to explain the deal to anyone
Are you taking the deal? If so, for how long?