Matt Zukowski is all about objectifying his wife and showing his perpetual manchild vibes to the world

Filming Tammy in the ocean with her t&a out like she’s some sort of enchanting mermaid, but really she’s like one of those stinky fish that washes up at shore and funks up the whole beach. 🐟🤢

I’m really sick of her lying saying she’s so conscious of the sun and how damaging it is to her skin when she does things like spend a whole day out in the sun, looking completely burnt because she’d rather be half naked than care about her skin turning to a leathery, melanoma-ed mess.

And he’s really trying to make this Goosebumps thing his new identity lol. Does he not realize that it literally makes him look like an overgrown child? He looks ridiculous.

GET A REAL JOB, MAFFEW!! 🙄😒