Freebies and Fake Love. What’s More to “GUESS?”

The fake marriage antics are like clockwork at this point. Tammy and Matt magically threw back on their rings for the first time in days to sell their tired “in love” act.

Of course both of them flaunted free watches like they were trophies, while Matt stuffed his face like he was only there for the food per usual.

Tammy’s makeup looked like it was applied in the dark, and she was practically bouncing off of her face while walking around the event.

Oh, and I noticed some mysterious scratches on her left hand? Maybe they’re from her feral cats, or maybe she had to wrestle Maffew for her rings back for this public charade.

Their entire relationship is transactional, performative, toxic, and full of cognitive dissonance.