Cleveland Cavaliers are my least favorite team in all of sports and beating them always brings me more joy than beating any other team.

I lived in Ohio LeBron’s last year with us. Was told by my cavs, loving boss when LeBron announced he was going back to Cleveland and then reprimanded me for being bad at my job. I mean, he was right, I was terrible at that job, but STILL! Also, I had been there for months and he didn’t fire me, so who really was bad? Anyways, everyone told me that I was going to become a bandwagoner but instead my fandom grew deeper and deeper with the heat. The girl that I was dating broke up with me because I talked badly about his decision. It was probably something deeper than that but STILL. Fuck the Knicks, Celtics, 76ers, but the Cavs can transport to a city worth being in and get fucked. Anyways, good win!

Also, Lebron is cool. I left Ohio that January, so I was able to move on lol.