What's the thing that REALLY DID happen to you on the course that absolutely no one believes when you tell the story?

For me: I got back to playing just 3-4 years ago and during that first year back I was terrible in every way conceivable.

During a solo round at my local track, I hit a 3 iron on a long par 3... duffed it something fierce. Total worm burner. It skipped a couple time about 10-15 yards forward and smacked one of the stone teebox markers in the ladies teexbox. It smacked it and flew back directly at me on a perfect chest high arc. I caught it. Stared at it. Put it back down, and tee'd off again. No one was there to see it but me.