"Heaven will be so much better than earth"

I don't know if I'm using the proper flair or if this is the proper group for this. I just wanted to say how I think it's so stupid when Christians say "when you get to heaven you won't miss earthly things." Whats heaven going to be? Non stop praising, singing and dancing for God? Sounds lame. I want to see the national parks. I want to go bowling on the weekends and hit the bars. I want to go hiking and hit up concerts. Can I do that stuff in heaven? Wait, I already know the answer. NO. Because if it doesn't glorify God and or it's "evil", it won't be in heaven. I've wanted to share this thought for a while now. But I'm doing it now because according to my mom, Syria, Turkey, Iran and Russia are already preparing to invade Israel or something. And apparently 3 other countries are building some peace thing that was predicted in the bible. So we apparently only have a few weeks to a few months left until the rapture. Hard to say because I keep hearing different lengths of time from my mom.