Most unhinged things you’ve said during sex?

For me, it was, “POP GOES THE WEASEL!” Said during a titfuck. I couldn’t hold back the intrusive thought, and we both started laughing. Meanwhile, at one point, when she started working her hips when I was inside her, she told me about how Charles Manson nicknamed one of his followers “Snake” for doing the same thing with her hips during sex. I was like, “That’s kinda fucked up to mention now.” Also, once, I accidentally said “fluff” when I was trying to say “fuck” and started talking about doggo lingo.

I just love sex. I’m simultaneously at my most autistic and my most “normal” when I’m fucking/getting fucked. And that feels so natural to me.

Bonus: when she was giving me a blowjob, she said my cock was slippery (or something was, anyway). I responded, “You know what else is slippery?” And she said, “My cunt?” I was caught off guard because that’s one of my favorite naughty words, and I just sat there in awkward silence before telling her that I was going to say “my organs.”