“Well, I didn’t ask to be born”

I say this to my parents if they have anything to say about how I inconvenience them, however minor it is xD

(For example, I asked my mom if I could live with her for a few months while in between places and she was excited but then I said “nevermind” as I quickly realized, even if it would be easier for me, I can’t tolerate living with her…oops

And she said, “It’s not nice to get my hopes up like that” “well, I didn’t ask to be born”)

I say that for literally everything, I just think it’s very funny (as an antinatalist especially) to say that hahah anyone else say this or something similar? Or just me lol :’)

Edit to add: My mother kicked me out when I was 19 years old, we don’t have the best relationship, but we poke fun at each other now, for everyone who thinks I’m “being mean” to her LMAO

Edit to also add: I asked if there was anyone who jokes similarly, not about what you think about my relationship with my parents LMFAO

Third edit: Are yall seeing the humor tag? It’s a JOKEY JOKE, why do I keep getting life advice? I mean it’s nice, so keep it coming I guess 😌