What flavor of dysfunction are your parents? Any rare Xennials here with parents who are still married and actually happy?

I can't think of a single person my age with parents who are still married to each other and AREN'T hella dysfunctional or miserable.

I now have 3 good friends who have all explained that their parents are still married and live together, but they vacation separately, don't do anything together other than family gatherings, don't even get along, but won't divorce.

Most of my friends are like me and their parents are divorced, but remarried and are still miserable or in a hardly functional relationship.

I don't know how my husband and I managed to find each other, get married 18 years ago, and stay happily married considering we had absolutely horrible relationship role models in both of our families.