My trip last week was filled with weird experiences. Strap in.

I had an abnormally weird trip, so here are some of the absolutely wild things that happened on my trip last week:

-A man kicked my husband in the back over and over again in the paid viewing area for MK fireworks. When we asked him to stop, he said no and that we could move if we didn’t want to experience that (we told a CM and got a better viewing area)

-A child on a ride line kissed and tried to lick the back of my arm

-At MK right before park closing, I witnessed a woman get escorted to the security office bc she matched a description police had put out (was unsure for what).

-A man at Rafiki’s Planet Watch tried to argue with one of the CMs and my husband, who is an animal scientist, about feeding goats baking soda. He told them they were wrong and to “google it.”

-Housekeeping tried to push open the locked room door three times in a row in the span of 15 mins to ask if we needed towels, after we opened the door each time and told them we didn’t need towels

-A CM at Tony’s told my husband and I unprompted that when he turned 70 he would hold rocks and sink himself to the bottom of a lake instead of growing old

On a positive note: SHOUTOUT TO SKIPPER RACHEL ON JUNGLE CRUISE! She’s the best.