patti 🙄

I'm watching season 1 episode 11 of kendra and I honestly can't help but roll my eyes at patti-during her wedding speech she insists hef to let her live at the mansion in kendra's place now that she moved out and I'm like...really?

patti did the absolute most to beg hef to make her happen in his world and I'm like-lady sit your ass down. Go grocery shopping or get a hobby or something, damn. It's like how hef does the most to make everything about him when mostly everyone only likes him so much because he's famous, has money and a glorified neckbeard's nest of a mansion. If it weren't for playboy and his wealth he'd be an absolute nobody.

if I had patti as a mother I'd be genuinely embarrassed by her. when her appearances on GND pretty much foreshadowed her terribleness kendra's spin-offs just really encapsulated that. This woman just sucks across the board.