Are my parents strict?

1. They rip my head off if I say more than 15 letters in one sentence.

2. They hit a frying pan across my face if the position which my left eyeball on looks too threatening.

3. I'm not allowed to talk to people unless they have 5-9 letters in their name and are immediate family.

4. If I exist too much on Thursdays, they blow my stomach into little tiny pieces.

Hey Jarvis I'm running low on karma