Fundamentally Outjerked so bad all of us need to take a long long look in the mirror

Re: The tummy buddy life:dare to care rubber bracelets on the mbmbam mainsub where I genuinely cannot tell if the OP is being serious about purchasing 500 of them or not:

OKay so which one of us is going to do that. I do not care is it's abnimals or bingus or libertarian travis replacement theory related. Who's gonna buy 500 rubber bracelets to mail out to everyone on this sub? Is it me who must bear this burden???