I tried to be nice.....

Today I was rowing around in my handy rowboat while my duo partner had the sloop doing his activities. In my travels I witnessed a brig that was parked at a skelly camp sink and noticed that the camp hadn't been completed. Since it was on my way to sell my treasure I decided to go investigate, well turns out the crew of the brig just hadn't noticed a hole and their boat sank as they completed the camp, right as I arrived they came back to the surface with their orb of secrets. After a cautious conversation I agreed to give them a lift to Port Merrick which was close by because I was in a good mood.

About half way to Merrick I could totally tell this wasn't going to go well. The squeaker was too giggle-y, I was attacked as they wanted everything I had worked to collect. I jumped off the row boat to eat and heal and had to listen to the high pitched amusement of this child believing he got the best of me as they rowed off out of my range to do anything.

Now clearly they were not usual users of the rowboat as they struggled to point it at Merrick and they kept going off to the side and had to correct their course, this allowed me to complete the swim just as they pulled up to the side of the island that had no merchants for them to sell. Listening to them celebrate their 'successful heist' just before revealing myself lit the reaper fire in my heart. I opened up with my last pistol shot which scared them into a full retreat. The squeaker repeatedly cried "woah, let's just be friends!" As I chased him into the sea, where he met his ultimate demise when I cut him down. As his spirit drifted into the sky where he would be judged on the Ferry of the Damned I reminded them how they brought this on themselves and how we all could have made our money.

Thanks for the extra Orb for me to sell, I hope you learned your lesson!

Tldr: Rowboat adventures are always amusing.