What would you like as a user flair?

So, I've gotten complimented once or twice on my user flair, and though this would be a nice opportunity for a funny discussion: what would you like as a user flair?

My personal answer: the Jasmine Mas "Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men." quote, but sadly user flair have a character limit, I've found.