What’s the strangest experience you’ve had on a shoot with the realtor or home owner?

Im kinda curious to see what y’all have to say! I’ll start with mine. I go into an apartment complex to do a unit. The landlord is there and lets me into the apartment. Roughly 400 sqft studio. As soon as I step in, it reeks of cat piss and cats are everywhere. The place was a disaster. The tenant was there in the bathroom, puking in the toilet. Worst part was, there was a small curtain to the bathroom and no door. She also happened to be completely unclothed which could be seen through the very light curtain separating the bathroom and bedroom. The whole time I was in there, the tenant tried to talk to me about her cats (she was quite old) between the puking sessions…. I “noped” it out of there quickly and the landlord seemed upset. The realtor apologized and I got paid full price but that’s an experience I’ll never forget lol.

What about you guys?

Edit: spelling