Too soon for him

Ultrasmurfs: Father, we’ve found this odd relic from millennia ago, and it still works. It plays some kind of music.

Cent: Give it here, I might know it. hits play

Mp3 player: 🎶So, get away, another way to feel🎶

Cent: starts sobbing

Ultrasmurfs: shook

After a few seconds

Cato: Worry not father, I , Cato Sicaris will destroy this—(gets bitchslapped)

Mp3 player: 🎶Cause I really wanna stay at your house🎶

Cent: Blubbering NOOHOHOHOOOOO! THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!!