Ryan’s horrible shrink ray accident

after seeing Ryan on MAFS, I feel like the truth needs to come out. I actually know Ryan personally—he and I went to uni together, and we were in the same internship program for a brief period.

We were supervised by big hot shot scientist Clarence Claymore studying more experimental physics. Long story short, during one of our lab sessions, Ryan got a little too curious about Claymore’s prototype shrink ray. One thing led to another, and let’s just say… he got his head stuck in the machine. Thankfully this only shrunk his head and not his full body.

Now, I’m not saying it permanently affected him, but let’s just say he’s never been the same since. If you’ve noticed him acting a little off on the show, maybe his head looking slightly smaller than it should… well, now you know why. He doesn’t like talking about it and try’s to play it off, but he dropped out of the science program and pivoted his career more towards becoming an alpha male.

I haven’t seen Ryan for many years now( he doesn’t even attend the gathering of the juggalos any more), but he needs to accept what happened and stop hiding from his past.I probably shouldn’t be sharing this, but honestly, the people deserve to know. Stay woke.