I microwaved fish in the office kitchen. Have I ruined my year-end bonus? Will I ever made partner now?

I am a degenerate who microwaves fish. I thought I could get away with, but I've been caught. How do I recover? Will be fired? Should I sneak in to the partner's offices and try and find their cologne to spray everywhere? Or can I turn this into a good pitch about the firm regularily paying for lunch? [Don't ban me for the shitpost. It's thanksgiving]