survivin’ as a guy is difficult in here man.

So today i was out for shopping for a three-piece for my upcoming farewell with my parents and after a while, a middle-aged uncle (he seemed very nice) came to help(he was helping to make it look monotonous) and after 2 mins he started asking me crazy questions like what’s your zodiac sign?(this one wasn’t crazy but the second one was) and how many female friends do you have in school? (like wtf man you don’t ask that infront of my parents bro) and i answered 2. He was like only 2?! (He was conversing in english btw) and my mom didn’t knew about it. (i’m cooked) and for reference i’m 6’1 ~185cm, hunter eyes & kinda fair with silky hair. Rant Over. Thanks.