Our bard held hands with the barmaid so I started puking and couching and shitting all over the place

Look I get, some of these four eyes nerds I'm forced to call party members have never seen a girl irl. However, this shouldn't mean I have to be forced to stand there while they delve in their depraved fantasy.

I immediately emptied my digestive system's contents from both ends, which the DM had the audacity to call an "overreaction" to "a very normal character moment".

I chaste as the Virgin Mary herself, was forced to listen to these porn brained creeps yapping about "romantic and sexual relationships being important character arcs". They had the audacity to compare romantic love to actually interesting plot points like revenge, mentorship and rivalry. I still feel my esophagus spasming.

Had to go on a solo sidequest of gobling genocide to scrub my mind clean of such depravity.