Just fired the office slob

Finally got partner approval to fire his smelly ass. Buddy was wearing wrinkly Hawaiian shirts and jorts to client meetings. When I told him to “watch what he wears” during lunch he just shrugged and stared at his mustard stained sleeves for the rest of lunch.

We kept him on because he was clearly very intelligent despite being young, and did great work even though he left Dorito dust on every file he touched.

I’m just thankful I won’t have to see another one of his stupid stained shirts again. Plus we can finally start stocking the fridge with condiments again and take down the “please remember to wipe” signs in the men’s room.

If he ever asks for a reference I’m just going to oink over the phone and hang up.