Your most embarrassing runescape moment?

What is your most embarrasing runescape moment? wether its skilling, pvp or just social interaction. What moment made you think sjeesh, i'm a idiot? I have 2 little stories which I probably wont forget as long as i live.

This one time somewhere in 2004 I didnt know what to do so I activated my brain big and decided to go pking. While walking to the wildy using the east varrock gates I realized I did not prepare at all. some addy gear and a empty inventory. I needed food, but the bank was too far. So i went into that pub close to the wildy border and just bought 27 beers as food lol. 2 or 3 lvls into the wildesness I meet someone close to my lvl. We got into a fight and saw my health going down so I started chugging beers lmao. Think I used 2 or 3 before i died.. To this day I still wonder what went through that guys head when he realized his loot was a adament med helm and 23 beers.

Also somwhere in 2005 a few weeks after farming was released. I was high alching yew longs at the catherby farming patch. Dunno why but for reason it was pretty chill to alch there while seeing your crops grow. I believe I had 3k nature runes and 3k yew longs in my inventory. all chill, watching this new crazy site called youtube. while afk for a small moment, sir evil chicken spawned and started attacking me, I realized what was happening just as i was about to die. I clicked towards the bank but alas, it was too late. I died while i saw a bunch people run towards my corpse. I ran back as soon as I could only meet a bunch of players laughing at me for losing 3m. which was quite huge back in 2005. I asked if they wanted to give a little back? . obviously they started trolling at giving me 1 nature rune. So i just ran away lol.

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So, those were mine. What is yours? This game has probably seen some crazy stuff.

EDIT: absolutely loving reading through all this. Great stories! Fun little extra: ill give a bond to the story with the most upvotes.